Big toe to little toe: "You’ve been smelling much better lately." Little toe to big toe: "Yes, the man upstairs has started to wear Cheapo socks. Not only do they look cool and arty, they’re also made from a super-soft cotton mix that doesn’t make me perspire so much." Big toe: "I thought something was afoot." Little toe: "Now if only Joe would stop wearing these stupid tight shoes, my head would be less squished and I would look as pretty as I smell."