The dead are risen and walk the Earth! Our elected officials are missing in action, last seen stealing our cars and driving into the sunset. Our children all want to go to mime school! The price of beer has skyrocketed! What on Earth can we do? Just pop open your emergency biscuit tin and have a wee nibble. There: doesn't everything seem better?
Easy to clean, easy to open (so you don't actually have to smash the glass in, unless you are especially fond of drama.)