You’re not one for over-the-top. Fairy lights make you shudder and fluorescent brings you out in a rash. Sounds like you and Muuto would get along famously. Designed by Mattias Ståhlborn, the E27 Lamp celebrates the beauty of sheer simplicity.
Lamp made from silicone rubber with E27 socket. Max 40 watts. With bulb, ∅ 12.5 cm. Cable length: 4 m. Ceiling rose not included.